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    Mrs. Santa was traveling by a DTC bus with her nine children who occupied seats all over the bus.
    An irate lady passenger admonished her: Behenji, appnee raizgree sambhaal leejiye. (Please collect your small change.)
    Mrs. Santa snapped back: Aisey lagta hai abhee app ka note toota nahin. (It appears your currency note is still intact.)
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