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    A Traffic policeman signaled a speeding car driven by Banta to stop. He asked Banta: `Why were you driving so fast? You were going well beyond the allowed speed limit.`
    Replied Banta: `My brakes had failed. I wanted to get home as fast as I could before I had an accident.`
  • Operator!Operator! Santa in Delhi made a trunk call to his old friend in Amritsar. `Banta yarr,` He said, `I am in great difficulty. Can you send me Rs 500? I will return them within a month.`
  • Sugary Kiss!! Banta asked his wife to get some tea when his friend Santa dropped in uninvited. `There is no sugar in the house and the shops are closed because of a...
  • Punjabi rascal Santa was hauled up in a court for beating his neighbour. The magistrate demanded: `Did you beat up your neighbour?
  • While driving! Banta`s friend from a foreign country visited India for the first time.
    He asked Banta tips for safe driving on the Indian roads as he wished to proceed on a sight-seeing tour in his own car. Banta advised him...
  • Compartment! Santa`s wife was in hospital to deliver a child, had fixed a code with the nurse on duty so that she could send him a message in the office telling him the...
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