| The wives of two politicians(Santa & Banta) were having a bitter quarrel. `Your husband is corrupt and foolish. He was caught red-handed accepting the bribe.` `Absolute bakwaas,` yelled back the other. `And who are you to talk! There is an enquiry going on against your husband as well.` `Sure! But the enquiry against my husband is being conducted by a first class Magistrate. The enquiry against your husband is being carried out by a retired government servant.` |