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    When Shabana Azmi greeted Nelson Mandela with a kiss, the following eulogy was written in praise of the act by Principal B.S. Bhatnagar of the Indian school A1 Ghubra, Sultanate of Oman.
    A kiss is that which you cannot give without taking, and cannot take without giving.
    It is a contraction of the mouth due to an enlargement of the heart. It is a course of procedure cunningly devised for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.
    It is lip service to love and the anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction. A kiss is a peculiar proposition.
    Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing, the young man has to steal it, and the old man has to buy it. It is the baby`s right, the lover`s privilege, and the hypocrite`s mask.
    To a young girl, faith? A married woman -hope? To an old maid- charity. A kiss can be a comma, a quotation mark or an exclamation point. It is also a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.
  • The Reason Why? A Traffic policeman signaled a speeding car driven by Banta to stop. He asked Banta: `Why were you driving so fast? You were going well beyond the allowed speed limit.`
  • About half past four! Santa goes to the doctor complaining of hearing loss.
    The doctor examines him and says he wants to fix the fellow with a new hearing aid. This is the finest hearing aid now being manufactured. I wear one myself, says the doctor.
  • Operator!Operator! Santa in Delhi made a trunk call to his old friend in Amritsar. `Banta yarr,` He said, `I am in great difficulty. Can you send me Rs 500? I will return them within a month.`
  • Sugary Kiss!! Banta asked his wife to get some tea when his friend Santa dropped in uninvited. `There is no sugar in the house and the shops are closed because of a...
  • Punjabi rascal Santa was hauled up in a court for beating his neighbour. The magistrate demanded: `Did you beat up your neighbour?
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