Santa and Chemistry!

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    Teacher: What is the scientific formula for water?
    Santa: H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.
    Teacher: Nonsense! How did you arrive at that?
    Santa: Auntie, it is H to O (H2O)!
  • Corrupt and foolish! The wives of two politicians(Santa & Banta) were having a bitter quarrel. `Your husband is corrupt and foolish. He was caught red-handed accepting the...
  • The Reason Why? A Traffic policeman signaled a speeding car driven by Banta to stop. He asked Banta: `Why were you driving so fast? You were going well beyond the allowed speed limit.`
  • About half past four! Santa goes to the doctor complaining of hearing loss.
    The doctor examines him and says he wants to fix the fellow with a new hearing aid. This is the finest hearing aid now being manufactured. I wear one myself, says the doctor.
  • Operator!Operator! Santa in Delhi made a trunk call to his old friend in Amritsar. `Banta yarr,` He said, `I am in great difficulty. Can you send me Rs 500? I will return them within a month.`
  • Sugary Kiss!! Banta asked his wife to get some tea when his friend Santa dropped in uninvited. `There is no sugar in the house and the shops are closed because of a...
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