Teacher: What is the scientific formula for water?
Santa: H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.
Teacher: Nonsense! How did you arrive at that?
Santa: Auntie, it is H to O (H2O)!
Corrupt and foolish!The wives of two politicians(Santa & Banta) were having a bitter quarrel. `Your husband is corrupt and foolish. He was caught red-handed accepting the...
The Reason Why?A Traffic policeman signaled a speeding car driven by Banta to stop. He asked Banta: `Why were you driving so fast? You were going well beyond the allowed speed limit.`
About half past four!Santa goes to the doctor complaining of hearing loss. The doctor examines him and says he wants to fix the fellow with a new hearing aid. This is the finest hearing aid now being manufactured. I wear one myself, says the doctor.
Operator!Operator!Santa in Delhi made a trunk call to his old friend in Amritsar. `Banta yarr,` He said, `I am in great difficulty. Can you send me Rs 500? I will return them within a month.`
Sugary Kiss!!Banta asked his wife to get some tea when his friend Santa dropped in uninvited. `There is no sugar in the house and the shops are closed because of a...