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    Banta: `Lord, is it is true that to you a thousand years is like a second?`
    God: `Yes, that`s true.`
    Banta: `And is it also true that to you a thousand crores is like a paisa?`
    God: `Yes, that`s so.`
    Banta: `Then, Lord, could you give me a thousand crores?`
    God: `Yes, in a minute.`
  • Lip Service When Shabana Azmi greeted Nelson Mandela with a kiss, the following eulogy was written in praise of the act by Principal B.S. Bhatnagar of the Indian school A1 Ghubra, Sultanate of Oman.
  • Corrupt and foolish! The wives of two politicians(Santa & Banta) were having a bitter quarrel. `Your husband is corrupt and foolish. He was caught red-handed accepting the...
  • The Reason Why? A Traffic policeman signaled a speeding car driven by Banta to stop. He asked Banta: `Why were you driving so fast? You were going well beyond the allowed speed limit.`
  • About half past four! Santa goes to the doctor complaining of hearing loss.
    The doctor examines him and says he wants to fix the fellow with a new hearing aid. This is the finest hearing aid now being manufactured. I wear one myself, says the doctor.
  • Operator!Operator! Santa in Delhi made a trunk call to his old friend in Amritsar. `Banta yarr,` He said, `I am in great difficulty. Can you send me Rs 500? I will return them within a month.`
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