| Three men came across a female genie who promised to grant each one a wish. The first man said, I wish I were twenty-five percent smarter. The genie blinked, and the man said smarter already. The second man said, I wish I were fifty percent smarter. The genie blinked, and the exclaimed, "That`s wonderful! I think I know things now that I didn`t know before." The third man said, I`d like to be one hundred percent smarter. So the genie blinked, and the man changed into a woman. |