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Banta joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,"You Rascal! Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you`ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you`re talking to, dumbo?" "No", replied the trainee.
"It`s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
Banta shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No.", replied the Managing Director.
"Good!", replied Banta put down the phone!
- Bargaining Banta Santa came to Chennai and wanted to do shopping in Burma Bazaar. His Tamilian friend told him that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price .
- CROCODILE BOOTS Santa proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. Santa sets off to Africa and disappears.
- Sooar ka Bachcha! Laloo Yadav s car is driving along a backcountry road on the way back to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car. The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages. The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know what happened.
- Wake me up! Once a Blonde was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Blonde deserved more service.
- The fur coat! A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drover furrier. 'Show the lady your finest mink!' the fellow exclaims.
So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous...