| A guy goes to see the doctor, because he`s been a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it`s 25 inches long. Can`t get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there`s nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help. Witch takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you`ll be 5 inches shorter." Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would. Finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog. Frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." Guy looks down, sure enough, he`s 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great, he thinks-let`s try that again. "Will you marry me?" he asks the frog. Frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!" Twitch-the guy`s down to 15 inches. Well that`s still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again, "Will you marry me?" Frog yells back, "Look - how many times do I have to tell you? No. No. NO!" |