| Santa from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Ludhiana. He was couple of days late in joining his duties. Here`s his dynamite reply to his immediate Boss: "If small small little little mistakes get inside my excuse, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reason. Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son." |