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    Santa and Banta observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
    Santa: "I can`t seem to get this door unlocked! "
    Banta: "Well, you`d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down! "
  • At the right address! Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail.
    Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out: 'Look at this letter! It is addressed tothe stupidest man...
  • PUNJAB BOARD COLLEGE EXAM QUESTION PAPER PART A ( Questions 1 to 19)[This one`s slightly more difficult than last year`s]1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters (onlyalphabet are allowed, no numeric digits or '_' allowed)
  • Ass! Santa is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams.The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class.
  • Free Punjab! Santa, Banta and some sardar freedom fighters were planning for a free Punjab.
    Banta raised a point, 'Oh..we`ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?'
    That was a difficult question indeed.
  • Interview Santa is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions
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