Breast Stroke!

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    Banta`s wife competed with a French woman and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
    The French woman came in first, the English woman second. She finally reached shore completely exhausted.
    After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don`t want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."
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