| Santa was driving down an old country road when he spots a Sardarji in a wheat field rowing a boat. He pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, he stands at the side of the road to watch Sardarji for a while. When he could not stand it any more, he called out to the man in the field, "Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?" Sardarji in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because it is an ocean of wheat." Santa standing on the side of the road is furious. He yells at Sardarji in the field, "It is Sardars like you that give the rest of us a bad name." Sardarji in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again. Santa on the side of the road was beside himself and shook his fist at the man in the field yelling, "If I could swim, I would come out there and drag you in! |