Train on platform!

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    Banta is standing on platform no.1 waiting for the punjab mail to arrive. There is an announcement "Passengers to note.. Train no 234 dn Punjab mail from New Delhi will be arriving on `platform` no.1 shortly."
    Hearing this Banta gets panicky..He immediately picked up his baggage, jumped on to the railway track and stood there..
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