Kabhi Honda chalayee kya?

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    One day there was a man going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way and enjoying his drive. Suddenly Banta came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the man:
    "Kabhi Honda chalaya kya?" and sped off.
    The man was surprised but he did not bother. After some time Banta came Booiiiinnnnnnnnnnn... in the opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again ` kabhi Honda chalaya kya?` and sped off .
    This time the man was annoyed , since Banta was teasing about his driving. After some time again the Banta came back speeding and said the same thing peeping into the car . The man was about to say something but Banta sped off. This time the man increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found Banta lying on the road, bleeding.
    He got down and mocked at Banta: "Kyon bhai, Kabhi Honda chalaye kya?"
    Banta said : "Wohi to puch raha tha, Mein Brakes ke liye dhoond raha tha"
  • Train on platform! Banta is standing on platform no.1 waiting for the punjab mail to arrive. There is an announcement 'Passengers to note.. Train no 234 dn Punjab mail from New Delhi will be arriving...
  • Ocean of Wheat Santa was driving down an old country road when he spots a Sardarji in a wheat field rowing a boat. He pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car...
  • Rectangular Waves! A passer by notices Banta by the side of a lake, throwing bricks into the water.
    So he asks him: 'Why are you throwing bricks in to the water?'
  • Locked! Santa and Banta observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
    Santa: 'I can`t seem to get this door unlocked! '
  • These are a few Banta`s quickies`.......... Q: How do you measure a His intelligence?
    A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear!
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