Punjabi in Six Hours!

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    Once Ronald Reagan met Indira Gandhi. She talks about Zail Singh s incompetence in English. Reagan boasts that he can teach Zail in 12 hours, and he will be perfect in English after that. So Zail Singh and Reagan are locked in a room.
    After only 6 hours, the door opens, and there comes Reagan, saying "Ae nahin seekh sagda!" (He can t learn!)
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