Free hold land for sale

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    A teenage girl is very anxious to offer a small lovely "TRIANGULAR" plot of land for sale centrally situated on the slopes at the level area in " THIALAND" but unobserved by any one till this day.
    For the last 19 years plot was tenderly cared and looked after. This plot is "VIRGIN" and extremely fertile and can bear fruits even on the first planting. For the last 4 years the plot is covered with very fine grass which is very better and tender. No chemical are yet used for removing the grass which has covered the whole area deticably.
    There is also a small "BOREWELL" hidden in the shrubs and no test is so far carried, but to as certain to the portability of water.Offers are immediately invited from prospective buyers with full and energetic capital who can put immediately.
    The buyers should be strong enough to labor hard on the plot and plough in very hard with his "OWN TOOL". Although initially, it will be very hard and difficulty, but once the capital is put in he will not repute and will be delighted to have ventures in into site. It is guaranteed that there will be fully full co-operation from the owner if the buyer is ready to put straight his capital immediately.
    No partnership please. No subletting, neighbors are awaiting for the an opportunity to trespass the plot. So hurry up to be the first to enter into the site . AREA : 100 Sq.cm. DEPTH OF WELL : 300 m.m
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