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    BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier.
    Santa purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down. Santa came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. Immediately began to sweat.
    By that time Banta came by that way and saw our Santa, totally confused and sweating, trying to search something inside the bonnet, and asked him what was the matter.
    Santa: "The BMW people made me fool.They have given me the Car without the engine."
    Banta: "Don`t worry. I have spare engine in the back of my BMW. You can take that."
  • Banta in Space! Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Banta were sent to the outer space .
    The ground control issues commands 'Rubi!'
  • Software ADs on Doordarshan! 'The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII'
    Boy - 'I am a PB boy'
    Girl - 'I am a PB gal'
    'Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder'
  • Tech Support!! Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
    A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.The tech asked her if she was 'running it under Windows.'
    The woman then responded, 'No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his isworking fine.'
  • Top 30 Things You Wouldn`t Know Without the Hollywood Movies 1. It`s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.2. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
  • Punjabi in Six Hours! Once Ronald Reagan met Indira Gandhi. She talks about Zail Singh s incompetence in English. Reagan boasts that he can teach Zail in 12 hours, and he will be perfect in English after that. So Zail Singh and Reagan are locked in a room.
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