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    I would if I could, and if I couldn`t, how could I? You couldn`t, unless you could, could you?

    I Wish
    I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

    Woodchuck !
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wooodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    A big black bug...
    A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.

  • Banta in Ludhiana! Banta is in Ludhiana. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
    Banta says 'Yes'.
  • Banta in Space! Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Banta were sent to the outer space .
    The ground control issues commands 'Rubi!'
  • Software ADs on Doordarshan! 'The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII'
    Boy - 'I am a PB boy'
    Girl - 'I am a PB gal'
    'Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder'
  • Tech Support!! Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
    A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.The tech asked her if she was 'running it under Windows.'
    The woman then responded, 'No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his isworking fine.'
  • Top 30 Things You Wouldn`t Know Without the Hollywood Movies 1. It`s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.2. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
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