| A blind man was out with his guide dog one day when they
stopped to cross the road. The dog promptly pissed on the
blind man`s leg. The blind man then put his hand in his pocket
and took out a biscuit. He then leaned down to the dog to give
him the biscuit. A man who had watched all of this went over to the blind man and said to him, "The dog just pissed on your leg. why are you giving him a biscuit?" The blind man replied, "I`m not rewarding him, I`m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass!" |