| Santa walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his
hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches. "Can I help you,
Sir?" "Yesssh! Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" santa replies. The cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?" "It wassss at the end of thissss key!" Santa answers. About that time, the officer looks down and sees Santa`s penis is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He says to Santa, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Shocked Santa looks down and, without missing a beat, moans, "OHHHH GOD....They got my girlfriend, too!!!" |