| Banta left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead
of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the
boys and spending his entire paycheck. When He finally appeared at
home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was
barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you did not see me for two or three days?" To which Banta replied, "That would be fine with me." Monday went by and he did not see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where Banta see her a little out of the corner of his left eye. |