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At an evening party the guests were asked to take part in a game in which everybody was to make a face and the one who made the worst face was to win the prize. It seemed as if all did their worst. Then the judge went up to our Banta who was sitting alone in a corner.
Judge: "Sir, I think you have won the prize. Allow me to...
Banta: "Excuse me, but I was not playing at all!"
- Imagination! Several weeks after Banta had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager`s office.
- Partying Banta! Banta left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and...
- Pickeled Peppers! Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. - Flea & a Fly... A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned.
So what could they do?
Said the fly, 'Let us flee'. - Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw.
All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood`s wood-saw would saw no wood.