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    A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the safe," he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we`re not a real bank," she replies. "We don`t have any money. This is a sperm bank." "Don`t argue, open the goddamn safe or I`ll blow your head off," says the guy with the gun. She obliges and once she`s opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and drink it." "But it`s full of sperm!" she replies nervously. "Don`t argue, just drink it!" he says. She takes the cap off and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too," he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off his mask and to the girl`s amazement it`s her husband. "There," he says, "it`s not that difficult is it!?!"
  • They got my girlfriend, too!!! Santa walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches. 'Can I help you, Sir?'
  • Guide Dog! A blind man was out with his guide dog one day when they stopped to cross the road. The dog promptly pissed on the blind man`s leg. The blind man then put his hand in his pocket and took out a biscuit. He then leaned down to the dog to give him the biscuit.
  • Drown the bastard ! One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of the sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs, the bee entered her vagina. The woman startedscreaming, 'Oh my God, help me, there s a bee in my vagina!'
  • Free hold land for sale A teenage girl is very anxious to offer a small lovely 'TRIANGULAR' plot of land for sale centrally situated on the slopes at the level area in ' THIALAND' but unobserved by any one till this day.
  • Wall Markings One evening Santa and Banta were arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.
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