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This year I will...
1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 7 e-mail addresses.
2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.
3 .I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
5. I resolve to back up my 10GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe...
6. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.
7. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won`t reply "MS Tech Support."
8. I will read the manual.
9. I will think of a password other than "password."
10. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.
- Bush sues... SANTA AUSTIN, TX - Dec.20 - Attorneys for Texas
Governor George W. Bush filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making his list and then checking it twice. The complaint seeks an immediate injunction against the beloved Christmas icon, asking the court to effectively ban his traditional practice of checking the list of good boys and girls one additional time before packing his sleigh. - By Default! At an evening party the guests were asked to take part in a game in which everybody was to make a face and the one who made the worst face was to win the prize. It seemed as if all did their worst. Then the judge went up to our Banta who was sitting alone in a corner.
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Foreigner! Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
She says no. - Imagination! Several weeks after Banta had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager`s office.
- Partying Banta! Banta left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and...