| A little boy and his mom go to the
zoo one day. They`re walking around and looking at the animals they come to the monkey cage, where two monkeys are mating. The little boy asks: "Mom, what are they doing?" The mom answers: "They`re making a sandwich." They continue looking at the animals and come to the elephant section, where 2 elephants are mating. The little boy asks his mom what they are doing and again she says they are making a sandwich. Later that night, the little boy and his mom happen to be coming out of their bedrooms at the same time. The little boy asks: "Mon, what were you doing in there?" She says: "I was making a sandwich." The little boy says: "Well, I hope you know you have mayonnaise all over your mouth!" |