Learn To Speak Japanese In Three Minutes

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    English: He`s cleaning his automobile
    Japanese: Wa Shing Ka

    English: This is a tow away zone
    Japanese: No Pah King

    English: Is there a fugitive here?
    Japanese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?

    English: Small Horse
    Japanese: Tai Ni Po Ni

    English: Did you go to the beach?
    Japanese: Wai Yu So Tan?

    English: I bumped into a coffee table
    Japanese: Ai Bang Mai Ni

    English: It`s very dark in here
    Japanese: Wai So Dim?

    English: I thought you were on a diet?
    Japanese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?

    English: Your body odor is offensive
    Japanese: Yu Stin Ki Pu

    English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
    Japanese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

    English: Stay out of sight
    Japanese: Lei Lo
  • The poor Minister! The elderly minister was searching his closet for his collar before church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills. He called his wife into the closet to ask her about the box and its contents.
  • Oh these females! If you kiss her,
    you are not a gentleman

    If you don`t,
    you are not a man
  • Intertesting trivia... 1. In Cleveland, Ohio, it s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
    2. Dr. Seuss coined the word 'nerd' in his 1950 book 'If I Ran the Zoo'.
  • SUGGESTED QUESTIONS Making New Year s Resolutions Work

    1. Why are New Year s resolutions such notorious failures and more troublesome than they re worth?
  • For internet junkies 1. I will try to figure out why I 'really' need 12 e-mail addresses.
    2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.
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