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    Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
    Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needs.
    Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before thou sends it.
    Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.
    Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.
    Thou shalt not curse, flame, Spam or USE ALL CAPS.
    Thou shalt not forward any chain letter.
    Thou shalt not use e-mail for any illegal or unethical purpose.
    Thou shalt not rely on the privacy of e-mail, especially from work.
    When in doubt, save thy message overnight and reread it in the light of the dawn.
    And, Here`s the "Golden Rule" of E-Mail:
    That which thou findest hateful to receive, sendest thou not unto others.
  • The man I love! :A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.
  • Black magic! During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to seea popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat,the man from the back of the theatre yelled, 'How`d you do that?'
  • Is she good enough? Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market
  • Baptism preparations... Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, 'Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?''I think so,' the man replied. 'My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of ourguests.'
  • Biting nails! Two elderly ladies were discussing their husbandsover tea...

    One of the old ladies said, 'I do wish that my Elmerwould stop biting his nails. He makes me terriblynervous...'
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