| Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign
reading, "Danger! Beware of Dog" posted on the glass door. Inside, he
noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash
register. He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, that`s him," he replied. The stranger couldn`t help but be amused. "That certainly doesn`t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him." |