The return of the blondes...

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    A blonde and her girlfriend went to the beach for the day. As they wandered up and down the shoreline in their bikinis the girlfriend began to notice that the blonde seemed to be having some difficulty walking.
    The girlfriend finally said, "Did you hurt your leg or something? You`re walking very strangely."
    The blonde replied, "I have a big date tonight and I"ve got curlers in my hair."
  • Check it... A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor.He says...
  • It begins.... Never assume! An American tourist couple, both sociologists, were walking the streets of a small town in Saudi Arabia. It was nearing the middle of the day and they didn`t want to miss lunch at their ramshackle hotel--the only one in town and which always served meals promptly. They came upon an old herder perched on a stool beside....
  • The Frog and the Endowed!!! A guy goes to see the doctor, because he`s been a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it`s 25 inches long. Can`t get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there`s nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help. Witch takes a look at the problem and...
  • Organ Transplant...... Jack went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem: he was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam the doctor told Jack that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do...
  • The Nun and the Cabbie... A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won`t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring, and he replies,'I have a question to ask you, but I don`t want to offend you.'She answers...
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