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    An auto mechanic, received a repair order from Banta, that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, mechanic made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a clunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk.
    Back at the shop, he opened the car`s trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with this notation: "Remove bowling ball from trunk".
  • Science From The Eyes of 5th and 6th Graders The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom.
    A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water and then forcing it through an aviator.
  • Salesman! A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.
  • Manager!!! A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude andspotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me, canyou help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don`tknow where I am.'
  • More of Murphy!!! 'The Law of Volunteering'
    If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
  • Parting!! A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment.
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