| There`s a queue of nuns waiting to go into heaven and St. Peter is at the front of the queue with a bowl of holy water. He says to the first nun; "Have you ever had contact with a man`s penis?" The nun replies, "Only with the tip of my finger." "Then stick it in the holy water and pass into heaven", replies St.Peter. The next nun admits that`s she`s held a penis with her right hand. "Then dip your whole hand in the water and you may pass through", replies Saint Peter. Suddenly there`s some pushing in the queue and Sister Joan appears at the front of the queue. "There`s no rush", says St. Peter. "You`ll all get in, it`ll just take a little time." he adds. "Well St. Peter", replies Sister Joan, "if I`m going to have to gargle that water I want to do it before Sister Helen sticks her arse in it!" |