No wonder English is difficult to learn:

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    We polish the Polish furniture.
    He could lead if he would get the lead out.
    A farm can produce produce.
    The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
    The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
    The present is a good time to present the present.

    At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.

    The dove dove into the bushes.
    I did not object to the object.
    The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
    The bandage was wound around the wound.
    There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
    They were too close to the door to close it.
    The buck does funny things when the does are present.
    They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
    To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
    The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

    After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.

    I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
    I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
    How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
    I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
  • Words That Don`t Exist...But Should 1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks`trus) adj. Possessing the ability toturn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
  • Confession box! A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
  • Coldest igloo! There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talk about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who indeed had the coldest igloo.
  • Identification problem! A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table, she had a near death experience seeing God, she asked Him if this was 'it.' God said, 'No, I am sending you back. You have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
  • The Moon or the Sun? Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, 'What a beautiful night, look at the moon.'
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