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    A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display.

    The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled... "Got Milk".

    The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a whitemustache. It is entitled.... "Forgot milk".

    The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white mustache on it. It is entitled ...."Not Milk...."
  • Nightmare A man goes into his son`s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
  • Body cover · A teacher to a class of 8 year olds is trying to get their imaginations going one day so she says to them 'Ok class, now if you could cover your bo dy in anything in the world what would it be and why?'
  • The doggie thing · Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet`s office. One is a poodle, one is a Schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane.
  • KY jelly A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do.
    The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted up his ass.
  • The Benefits Of Older Women An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, 'What are you thinking?' An older woman doesn`t care what you think.
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