The Man On The Ladies Tee

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    It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my preshot routine on #1, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse oudspeaker.

    Would the gentleman on . the ladies tee back up to the Men`s tee please!!

    I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement Would the MAN on the WOMEN`S tee kindly back up to the men`s tee.

    I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mike and shouted back, Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut up and et me pay my second shot?
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