You are the next!

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    When was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, `You`re next.`

    They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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THE RABBIT, THE FOX AND THE WOLF: A FABLE

THE RABBIT, THE FOX AND THE WOLF: A FABLE

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