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    At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.
    "Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other."
    "You`re wrong," the young man declared. "For the past 5 years I`ve been working in the bank where your father has his account.
  • THE RABBIT, THE FOX AND THE WOLF: A FABLE One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the weather. The day was so nice that the rabbit became careless, so a fox sneaked up to her and caught her.
  • The Man On The Ladies Tee It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my preshot routine on #1, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse oudspeaker.
  • No wonder English is difficult to learn: We polish the Polish furniture.
    He could lead if he would get the lead out.
  • The amazing golf ball A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, 'Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!'
  • Words That Don`t Exist...But Should 1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks`trus) adj. Possessing the ability toturn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
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