High Tech Shairee

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    Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga

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    Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain problem ye hai ki bus voh read only hain

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    Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye

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    Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain

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    Tumhare samne hain itney item kabhi hamein bhi pick karo hamare pyar ke icon pe kabhi to tum double click karo

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    Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 error but 5 warning
  • You are the next! When was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, `You`re next.`
  • THE RABBIT, THE FOX AND THE WOLF: A FABLE One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the weather. The day was so nice that the rabbit became careless, so a fox sneaked up to her and caught her.
  • The Man On The Ladies Tee It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my preshot routine on #1, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse oudspeaker.
  • No wonder English is difficult to learn: We polish the Polish furniture.
    He could lead if he would get the lead out.
  • The amazing golf ball A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, 'Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!'
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