| 60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats.
Michigan people sunbathe. 50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Michigan people plant gardens. 40 above - Italian cars won`t start. Michigan people drive with the windows down. 32 above - Distilled water freezes. Lake Michigan`s water gets thicker. 20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Michigan people have the last cookout before it gets cold. 15 above - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Michigan people throw on a sweatshirt. 0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico. Michigan people throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt. 20 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Michigan people get out their winter coats. 40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Michigan Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door. 60 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica. Michigan`s Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 80 below - Mount St. Helen`s freezes. Michigan people rent some videos. 100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michigan people get frustrated when they can`t thaw the keg. 297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Michigan cows complain of farmers with cold hands. 460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Michigan people start saying. . ."Cold `nuff for ya??" 500 below - Hell freezes over. The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl. Keep Smiling.......It Makes the World A Brighter Place |