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    A college senior took his new girlfriend to Super Bowl XXXV. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action.
    A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year."
    His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said, "That`s the strangest way I ever heard of for a fellow to propose to a girl. Regardless of how you said it, I accept!"
  • High Tech Shairee Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga
  • Proposing! At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.
  • You are the next! When was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, `You`re next.`
  • THE RABBIT, THE FOX AND THE WOLF: A FABLE One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the weather. The day was so nice that the rabbit became careless, so a fox sneaked up to her and caught her.
  • The Man On The Ladies Tee It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my preshot routine on #1, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse oudspeaker.
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