Music of life!

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    Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica. "Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?"

    "Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your grandma and I were young, music saved my life."

    "What happened?"

    "Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The dam broke and when the water hit out house it knocked it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining room table and floated out safely."

    "How about you?"

    "Me? I accompanied her on the piano!"
  • The best man! A college senior took his new girlfriend to Super Bowl XXXV. Theyoung couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching theaction.
  • Michigan Temperature conversion chart 60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats. Michigan people sunbathe.
  • High Tech Shairee Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga
  • Proposing! At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.
  • You are the next! When was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, `You`re next.`
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