The taxing stars...

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    A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."

    "The same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."
  • Music of life! Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica.'Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?'
  • Stress syndrome... A golfer went to see his doctor. He was suffering from major stress syndrome. The doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied 'I play at it, it`s a very frustrating game, but I love it'.
  • The best man! A college senior took his new girlfriend to Super Bowl XXXV. Theyoung couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching theaction.
  • Michigan Temperature conversion chart 60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats. Michigan people sunbathe.
  • High Tech Shairee Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga
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