Hearing aid...

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    Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

    He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again."

    To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven`t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I`ve changed my will three times!"
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