Majored in different fields...

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    A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

    "Oh, we`ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts. He communicates really well, and I just act as if I`m listening."
  • The taxing stars... A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friendand was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue inthe Netherlands flag. 'Our flag symbolizes our taxes,' he said. 'We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.'
  • Jigsaw puzzle... John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. 'I`ve got a problem,' says Buffy.John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. 'I`ve got a problem,' says Buffy. 'What`s the matter?' asks John.'Well, I`ve bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it`s
  • Music of life! Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica.'Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?'
  • Stress syndrome... A golfer went to see his doctor. He was suffering from major stress syndrome. The doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied 'I play at it, it`s a very frustrating game, but I love it'.
  • The best man! A college senior took his new girlfriend to Super Bowl XXXV. Theyoung couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching theaction.
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