Birthday Gift!

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    Banta, "I don`t know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I`m stumped."
    Santa, "I have an idea, why don`t you make up a certificate saying she can have 90 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it, she`ll probably be thrilled."
    The next day Santa asks, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
    "Yes, I did," said Banta.
    "Did she like it?" Santa asked.
    "Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I`ll be back in an hour and a half!!"
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