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    Santa along with a woman, went to the doctor. The doctor asked, What can I do for you? Santa said, Will you watch us have sexual intercource . The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.
    When Santa has finished, the doctor said there is nothing wrong with the way you have intercource, and he charged them 100 Rs for the visit.
    This happened several weeks in a row.
    Finally the doctor asked, just exactly what are you trying to find out?
    Santa replied, We are not trying to find out anything.
    She is married so I can t go to her house. I am married so she cannot come to my house.
    The Hotel Sunbeam charges 450 Rs for the room and Hotel Batra 400 Rs for that. We do it here for just 100 Rs and i get back 70 Rs from my medical allowances..........
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