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    Major Banta needed to use a pay phone, but didn`t have change for Rs.10/- note. He saw Soldier Santa mopping the base`s corridor floors, and asked him, `Santar, do you have change for Rs.10/-?`
    Soldier Santa replied, `Sure. `
    The Major Banta turned red. He said, `That`s no way to address a superior officer! Now let`s try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a Rs.10/- note?`
    Soldier Santa replied, `No, SIR!`
  • Hospitalised Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn`t take it kindly when a bad case of the mulligrubs sent her to the hospital for observation.
  • Great reply! One day Banta got a letter from Santa.
    `Dear Banta, I am suffering very much So, please help me! Please give me 10,000/- I will return after 6 months.`
  • Her cake! Mrs. Banta woke her husband Banta, in the middle of the night. `There`s a burglar downstairs eating the...
  • Hear the Niagara A group of tourists at Niagara Falls:
  • Cruisin`.... Santa and Banta were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.
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