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    Once Banta and his girl friend were fighting over who was a better at thinking better. They both decided to think for a minute and present their thoughts a minute later Banta presented a poem - Two plus Two is Four plus five is nine
    I can pee in yours but u can`t pee in mine
    His girl friend said `oh yeah` and equalled Banta..
    Two plus Two is four plus five is nine
    I can know the length of yours but u can`t know the depth of mine !!
  • Statue for whole night Mrs Banta was in bed with her lover when she heard Banta opening the front door. `Hurry!` she said,`Stand in the corner.`
  • Crystal ball The Acme Company was trying to sell its new computerized crystal ball to a major marketing executive. But as expected, the executive was quite skeptical.
  • Disbelief ! An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he`s feeling?
  • Check up! Santa along with a woman, went to the doctor. The doctor asked, What can I do for you? Santa said, Will you watch us have sexual intercource . The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.
  • Really big! A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new 'city' outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, 'Yes ma`am. Ya see, I`m from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit.'
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