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A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, "Pack your bags, I`ve won the lottery!"
The husband excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?"
She says, "Pack`em all, you`re leaving!"
- The Signalman job... Santa is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give Santa a pop quiz, asking: `What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?` - Change Please! Major Banta needed to use a pay phone, but didn`t have change for Rs.10/- note. He saw Soldier Santa mopping the base`s corridor floors, and asked him, `Santar, do you have change for Rs.10/-?`
- Outing with Grandma A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
- Hospitalised Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn`t take it kindly when a bad case of the mulligrubs sent her to the hospital for observation.
- Great reply! One day Banta got a letter from Santa.
`Dear Banta, I am suffering very much So, please help me! Please give me 10,000/- I will return after 6 months.`