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One day 3 brothers are walking around the part when they came across something in the middle of their path `it looks like SHlT!` said the first brother `i better check it out` he lean forward and took a deep breath `Smells like SHlT!` he said.
The second brother walk closer and stick his finger inside it and feel `Feels like SHlT` he said .
The thirth brother poke it and put it inside his mouth and said `Taste like SHlT` the three brother finally relaxed and said `GOOD thing we didn`t step on it PHEW!`
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The Light .. A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient`s room.He found Santa sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.Banta was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. - The Signalman job... Santa is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give Santa a pop quiz, asking: `What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?` - Change Please! Major Banta needed to use a pay phone, but didn`t have change for Rs.10/- note. He saw Soldier Santa mopping the base`s corridor floors, and asked him, `Santar, do you have change for Rs.10/-?`
- Outing with Grandma A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
- Hospitalised Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn`t take it kindly when a bad case of the mulligrubs sent her to the hospital for observation.